Kito wasn't feeling well yesterday, so he went to the new urgent-care place near our apartment. They discovered that he had a mild infection of the lungs. After being put on antibiotics, he feels much better, though he's been using his illness as an excuse to get out of walking the dog ever since. I'm like, "Aren't you supposed to have walking pneumonia? So start walking!"
He does not find this remark as funny as I do.