Date of first night of crawling: 6.9.2006.
Date of last night: 6.24.2006.
Number of places I planned to visit: 48.
Number of places I visited: 40.
Number of days I used: 9.
Average number of bars visited per night: 4.
Most bars visited in a single night: 8.
Fewest bars visited in a single night: 2.
Earliest time I started crawling: 20:42.
Latest start time: 23:08.
Number of places that weren't really gay bars: 4.
Number of places that weren't really bars: 1.
Total number of alcoholic beverages consumed: 49.
Percentage of drinks that were vodka tonics: 49.
Number of train rides: 9.
Number of bus rides: 5.
Number of cab rides: 9.
Number of rides bummed from strangers: 2.
Number of bare asses I saw (not counting strippers): 3.
Percentage of these that were in assless chaps: 33.
Number of male underpants-dancers: 8.
Number of bars showing porn: 6.
Number of times I saw couples engaging in sex acts: 4.
Percentage of these instances that occurred at the Manhandler: 75.
Number of times I was groped: 2.
Number of times I considered groping back: 0.
Number of drag queens: 14.
Number of predominantly lesbian bars: 2.
Percentage of bars that had dance floors: 30.
Number of times I danced: 0.
Number of fellows I went home with: 1.
Percentage of Crawl-related entries in which I used the word "fellow": 78.
Most parenthetical asides in a single entry: 14.
Fewest: 3.
Number of times I ended up in a corner, talking to some weirdo: more numerous than the stars in the heavens and the grains of sand upon the earth.
Date of next Great Gay-Bar Bar-Crawl: the day after hell freezes over.
SPECIAL THANKS:
Jockstrap Dane, Quarter-Czech Larry, Anglophile Dean, Old Billy, Manolo Nicole-o, South Side Charlie, Scary Tim, Cowboy Dwayne, David the Intruder, Phillip the Texan, the CTA, and all the bartenders, servers, cab drivers, and enablers who make my drunken shenanigans possible.
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