As I mentioned in the previous post, I won't have Internet access at home until next Saturday on account of my move and Comcast's suckiness, so you probably won't be hearing from me again until April 6 or so (except, of course, on my worthless Twitter page). Here are some links that should get you through at least the next ten minutes. After that, you're on your own.
AWFUL HOUSE: Jim Gaffigan says funny things about the grossness of Waffle House.
YOU LUCKY PEOPLE, YOU: Kylie Minogue's "I Should Be So Lucky" gets the opera treatment.
BATTLE OF THE BABY BANGS!: Hilarious blogger Luvvie takes on the creator of a ridiculous product.
PICKIN' & SINNIN': Aquarium Drunkard listens to God Less America: Country & Western fer all ye Sinners’ n’ Sufferers.
WELL, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?: Sally Brown finds a new philosophy.
TRIPLE THREAT, CUBED: Michael Musto digs up a photo of Chita Rivera, Liza Minnelli, and Gwen Verdon from 1975, when Liza briefly filled in for Verdon during the original run of Chicago.
AND FINALLY: In The New Yorker, Atul Gawande considers whether solitary confinement constitutes torture (I know this link doesn't fit in with the rest, but you should really read the article).
Have a lovely week and I'll see you soon!