"Hi, everybody," says Olive, to you. "Welcome to One Thing after Another's Very Special 10th Installment Spectacular. I, as you know, am Olive Bloch (heroine)."
"And I," says Andrew, joining her, "am Andrew Malchance (deceased)."
"Frankly," says Olive, "I'm a little surprised to see him here."
"As the main characters of this feature," continues Andrew, "we thought we'd each do something special to celebrate this important milestone."
"I composed a haiku," says Olive. "What did you do, Andrew?"
"Um, came back from the dead?" says Andrew.
"Oh," says Olive. "Would you like to hear my haiku now?"
"I do not care," says Andrew.
"Poem for a Red Letter Day," says Olive: "A Haiku by Olive Bloch.
Day after day, it's
One thing after another.
Hoo, boy, I tell ya.
This has been One Thing after Another's Very Special 10th Installment Spectacular.