"Sometimes, having a conversation with you is like talking to a dick." --Kito, to me, during an argument
Talking to a dick? That sucks!
No, wait. I can do better.
Talking to a dick? Don't make me gag!
Still no good? How about this:
The trouble with talking to dicks is that they're always shooting off at the mouth.
Yeah, that's the one. Tip your waitresses and so forth!
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