The other day my pal Sare was telling me about her friend Joe, who happens to be gay. Joe's mother is deeply religious, Sare told me, and after one of the woman's church friends told her "how gay people have sex," she phoned her son, in tears, and asked, "Is it true?!"--and reminded him, further, that he would have to "stand before God some day."
First of all, that is hilarious. Second, I cannot believe that a grown, mom-aged individual could go her whole life without ever having heard that gay guys do it in the butt. Just think how blown her mind would be to discover that straight people do it, too.
Later, when Sare mentioned that Joe's stepfather is in a wheelchair, I suggested that Joe should learn how disabled people have sex, and then call up his mom, in tears, and say, "Is it true?! You guys are gonna have to stand before God some day, you know.
"Well, one of you will, anyway."
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