The current contents of my wallet:
--a building access card for work
--dental, vision, and health insurance cards
--a driver's license [in the photo, the glare on my glasses lends me a Cyclopean aspect]
--a preferred customer card from Jewel [torn in half]
--a library card
--two CTA cards [a regular one and a 30-day pass]
--three ATM receipts
--a "Repeater Eater" card from Jimmy John's [six more sandwiches and I get a free one]
--a gym membership card
--a Macy's "Perks" card [three more coffees and I get a free one]
--an Early to Bed loyalty card [nine more dildos and I get a $20 gift certificate]
--another gym membership card [for the place where I used to work out; I don't know if it's still valid]
--a Walgreens gift card
--a referral card from my dentist [if someone I know uses it, they get $50 off their first visit but I get nothing so who cares?]
--a video store membership card [meet the last remaining video store customer]
--a pre-booking rewards card from my hair stylist [if I pre-book four more appointments, I get a $10 gift card (note: "pre-book" means "book")]
--a debit card
--a credit card [purchases get me miles with US Airways--though I am not entirely sure this airline still exists]
--a Kenneth Cole gift card [probably expired]
--a Banana Republic gift card [ditto]
--a Steamworks membership card
--a business card I once found under the wiper blade of my car, back when I had a car [the back reads, in green ink, "You're cute Arkansas! Call. I was the guy behind you when you got out"--which I just realized is a haiku:
You're cute Arkansas!
Call. I was the guy behind
You when you got out.]
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