Something you should probably know if you're a man who has had a conversation with me lasting longer than seven minutes: there's a strong chance that I have an enormous crush on you.
"But wait!" you say. "You can't possibly mean me! Our conversation was dull, my personality is unpleasant, and I'm not what you'd call 'conventionally attractive' on account of this unsightly deformity of mine!"
You are wrong. No one is safe.
Nice!
Posted by: Kito | October 25, 2011 at 11:30 PM