Two Observations Involving Celebrities with Alliterative Names

1.
While watching a Freaky Friday knockoff called The Change-Up, I realized that I am truly, madly, deeply attracted to Ryan Reynolds, yet I find myself fighting my lust for him and I don't know why. Perhaps it's because he has a certain frat-boyish quality and I wish my tastes were more sophisticated? Well, that's ridiculous. I like Ryan Reynolds, world. Deal with it.

2.
I took my dog to the groomers last week. Something about the way they trimmed her ears makes her look just like Parker Posey.

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My short reviews of The Side Project's An Interrogation Primer and Roundhouse Productions' Reservoir Dogs are in this week's Chicago Reader.