Christmas Wish List 2011

I want . . .

--a pair of those gloves that let you operate touch-screen devices without having to use your bare fingers
--visible abdominal muscles
--a leather jacket
--the ability to pull off wearing a leather jacket
--a facial (not the dirty kind)
--perfect pitch
--lost time regained
--chicken nuggets (always)
--a cat
--new glasses frames--or, better yet, 20/20 vision
--my own pinball machine
--Ryan Gosling
--a very long nap
--a head massage
--good things for those having a hard time
--a Roseanne reunion
--an Obama victory in 2012
--a happy New Year

Merry Christmas and may God bless us, every one.

Comments

[BFF]

You want a cat?

[Zac Thompson]

Yes! But Kito's allergic.

[Andrew Statezny]

I wanted a cat, perfect pitch, a long nap, and some gold to invest with. I at least got a nap.