Time Keeps on Slipping into the Future

Four things that have been making me feel old lately:

1. Apparently the whiskers on my chin grow in gray now.

2. New technologies and pop stars baffle me.

3. Every day, the world seems fuller of impossibly beautiful men, and all of them appear to be significantly younger than I am.

4. And I hate the way they dress.

ELSEWHERE:
My short reviews of Nothing Special Productions' My Kinda Town and Idle Muse Theatre Company's Shakespeare's R & J are in this week's Chicago Reader.