At church on Sunday, Kito and I were received into the congregation as new members. All we had to do was go up front when the pastor told us to and answer three questions in front of everybody. We had been told beforehand that the correct replies were "Jesus Christ," "I do," and "I do," so there was little risk of failure.
When we were standing up there, I forgot to pay attention to what the pastor was actually asking, so I have no idea what we agreed to. I'm pretty sure the first question was something like, "If you had to pick a savior from among the world's major religious figures, which one would you go with?"
To make my life easier, I'll assume the other two questions were as follows:
1. Do you promise to remain pretty much the same, occasionally making a halfhearted effort to be a better person, provided it doesn't cut into your TV time?
2. Do you really?
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